ab imo pectore

ASK!   "from the bottom of my heart"

anditslove:

these roads will always feel like home to me 08.23.14

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howigotthrunursingschool:

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

All of these comments!!! HAHAHAHA!!

howigotthrunursingschool:

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

All of these comments!!! HAHAHAHA!!

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— 10 hours ago with 572440 notes

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

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— 19 hours ago with 50837 notes

thuc:

transparency in pricing, check. 
chalkboard and ink art created by the wickedly talented Andrea Levendusky.

beautiful penmanship…

(via nursingisinmyblood)

— 2 days ago with 105 notes
#candycorn “meds” administered by my supervising nurse to help me get through this dreadful shift 😂😄🍬 #nursehumor

#candycorn “meds” administered by my supervising nurse to help me get through this dreadful shift 😂😄🍬 #nursehumor

— 2 days ago with 1 note
#nursehumor  #candycorn 

teenagenicks:

just wait till the end

(Source: twirpy, via anditslove)

— 2 days ago with 8552 notes

vin-stalgia:

krudman:

mayarashi:

goodbye brother

oh my god. I thought I had seen it all

this one is the most beautiful of all

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— 3 days ago with 102938 notes